Can i not drive my cunt home
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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