yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
