Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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