Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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