yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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