they said they heard you say put it in my butt
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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