I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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