were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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