Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
