I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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