Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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