i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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