Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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