Well douche your snatch and let's go!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I know her cup size but not her name....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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