she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Drake has all the answers
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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