thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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