Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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