i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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