I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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