also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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