all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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