She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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