Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
