Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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