Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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