oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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