I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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