Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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