Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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