yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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