But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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