I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How external is "for external use only"?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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