Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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