he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I would fuck him just for his dog
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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