i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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