hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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