just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
