Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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