Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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