Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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