sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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