he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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