i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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