last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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