I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
