She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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