youre lurking in front of me
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
did you just send me my own nude
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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