actually, I'm a sock model
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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