The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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