How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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