I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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