school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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