And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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